remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
is it fun? or sober?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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