glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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