Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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