she was so not down for the gang bang
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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