Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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