you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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