hell yes lets make some ravioli
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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