This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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