thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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