I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i barfeds in our rink
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
honey bunches of taint.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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