The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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