Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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