There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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