But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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