There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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