I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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