It's like God shit irony all over that family
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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