doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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