Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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