as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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