we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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