Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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