I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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