I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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