he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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