even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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