i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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