I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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