He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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