you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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