Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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