At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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