Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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