I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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