you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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