Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I should be sponsored by Trojan
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....