I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You have to summon your inner elephant
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Let's get the cat blown out