my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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