She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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