Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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