We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
and she was petting her beer can
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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