i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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