yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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