I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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