People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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