He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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