Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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