One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so let's talk penis.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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