'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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