It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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