Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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