is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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