I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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