In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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