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That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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