Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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