I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
tell me about the fingering
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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