Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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