Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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