I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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